You Dare to Sneak Into My House?!

You dare to sneak into my house and try to steal "my girls"?! They are my little, darlings and they will not be going with the likes of you! Oh, you say that my little blonde princess, Sarah, was your fiancé and my two other little ones were her best friends and bridesmaids? They went missing after her bachelorette party?

Yes, when I found little Sarah, Tiffany and Aubrey, they were making fools of themselves. All three were in a drunken stupor, wearing their bachelorette party sashes. They proved to be too immature to be left unsupervised, so I stepped in and made them a more appropriate size and stature. How did you even find them? It's been over 6 months since those little trouble makers became my beautiful, little darlings.

You were running in the park when I brought them to play? I see. Well, no matter, your plan to leave with them has failed. Anyway, they are clearly more happy with me, isn't that right ladies??

That's what I thought. They prefer the touch of a woman now, I pleasure my darlings every night, unless they've been naughty that day, then they are teased and spanked instead. They prefer to stay at home, playing all day, instead of going to work, and they prefer drinking their meals from me, instead of eating solids. They prefer to sit in a messy diaper, instead of using the potty. And of course, they love taking their baths together and playing "Kissey Time". They are so cute together, and no one will take them away from me! 

So what do I do with you? Turn you into a diaper for the girls to wear? Or maybe a doll for them to play with? Oh, I know! You can join them! But no boys allowed in this house. Don't worry, I'll make you their little sister. They've been wanting another girl in the house so they can play dress up and practice putting on make-up!